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Info about blowjobs please? Sorry if this is offensive to anyone.
I'm curious how to give the perfect *******.. without doing deep throat.
I know guys like it when you play with their balls but what do you actually do with them?
Also, if a guy isn't going to *** from it, how long are you supposed to carry on for?! How do you know when to stop?
And finally, the question that will probably make me sound most stupid of all.. If a dude comes in your mouth, when you go back down aren't you just kinda spreading his *** back over his dick? O.o How do you swallow it?
*sigh* opening myself up for either deletion or ridicule here, but here goes.. | | I don't think anyone will ridicule you for this but it sounds like you really need to watch how it's done in some of the porno's first unless you know of a guy who will tell you what to do step by step. | Is it wrong to fantasize about my aunt? I fantasize and masturbate thinking about my uncle's wife. My aunt isn't a drop-dead gorgeous women, but she's pretty hot. But what turns me on about her is her smooth, round, perfect ***, and large breasts. Also, her lips are perfect for giving a *******.
This is my mother's brother's wife, so she's not blood-related to me.
My aunt lives in Sweden with her family (she's not Swedish though) and I live in USA. When I visited her in Sweden in summer of 2009, she was very flirty with me (I was 14 at the time, she was around 38) and often grinded against me when no one else was present. She would bump her hips into mine and goad me into a hip-bumping contest. I'm pretty sure she noticed my *****.
When she came to visit this past summer for the family reunion in Canada, there have been many instances of flirting going on, even though I'm not sure if they are intentional.
We were once in an aerial tramway going up some mountain in Canada. The tramway was very crowded, and she backed up very close to my body. Her *** and my cock were like three inches apart, and I couldn't resist closing the gap. I slowly moved toward her until my cock was pushing against her ***, through her tight jeans. I humped her lightly in a manner that no other person in the tramway would notice. I heard her moan quietly.
When we reached the mountaintop, she was near the rail looking down the mountain. I repeated the same action and it felt so good.
This same secret dry humping occurred at least 3 times during the vacation, and she did it to me once.
Is it wrong to want to **** my aunt senseless? | | I don't see a problem with it. No incest here. It's just your Uncle would be the hell out of you... She seems interested to me though. | Do guys moan when getting a *******, and how do they show that they are enjoying it? A guy that i really like asked me to be his girlfriend, im 18 and he is 20. He is very romantic and a dream come true. I have been playing hard to get and all, we were friends for 2 years(not really close) and he asked me last week. He takes me out on dates a lot and he goes an extra mile to please me. I'm the typical girl who wants a guy who can remember important dates likes anniversaries and birthdays so to ensure he doesnt forget our anniversary i am planning the best date. I'm taking him swimming then skating during the day and then im gonna take him to a hotel for dinner where i will have a song played for him (cater to you-destiny's guy) and then tell him the sweetest words and make him true promises. Then after eating our main course i wanna give him a ******* under the table, because it will be the first time i want it to be perfect but i dont know how i will be able to tell if he is enjoying it so i wanna know if guys moan when getting a ******* or if they act it up to show you they are enjoying it. And since i will be under the table i wanna know if there is any other way i can tell if he's enjoying it. We both have very high libido lol
NB* no im not a slut i just appreciate a good man when i see 1 and i do everything in my power to keep him happy and satisfied | | It varies by person. Some do some don't just like not all women make noise in the bedroom. | How is my situation? 15 planning on having sex? ok so i knew my best guy friend all my life.he has never pressured me to do anything im the one that told him i want him to be my first.i trust him more than anyone in the world. im 15 and hes 18. i no its illegal for him so dont repeat urself. i got birth control from my doctor with parental consent. i told them it was for my period but i was honest with my doc about wanting to have sex. i dont trust not one other guy with my virginity but him. we have been fooling around for the past few months. i gave him a few hand jobs and he wanted to finger me but i let rejected him on that and he was totally fine. i want to get used to his body before he touches me and i want to make sure im ready. i want him so bad but i want to make a smart decision. please dont say wait to be in love cause eventually love fades and of i give a guy that i love my virginity and he breaks my heart ill regret it.but i dont think ill regret giving my virginity to a guy that i trust more than anyone. he is not a virgin but he isnt a dirty guy. he tells me everything cause i ask him to. he wants me so badly to give him a *******. he would ask me but wont pressure me. but i no i get him reallly horney and i feel bad. but i havent gave in cause im not comftorable with having his penis inside my mouth lmao srry bout that but idk. also hes a senior in high school and hes going to college in te fall and i want to haave sex with him before then. so i have some questions.
1. what is ur opinion on this?
2. how do i feel more comftorable with my body image? one day i can be the most confident person and the next day i feel like the ugliest girl alive.
3. we both have been seeing eachother sexually for along time. do u think im rushing into habing sex with him before he goes to college?
4. how can i get over my fear of giving a ********? like some days i think and i want to but then when he asks me i freak out. how can i get over that?
5. what woukd be the perfect first time plan for us? thx | | I remember my firrt time. It was with my best guy friend to and I was basically in the same situation your in except we were both 16. I had known him for 3 years and I knew he was the one I wanted to share that moment with. If your ready let it happen. Theres no need to plan a special day or anything because untill it happends you and him will be thinking about it all day, and things will be strange. Whenever you to have the time to do it just wrap your arms around him and say, '' Your my bestfriend and theres nobody else in this world id want to be standing here with but u, I think im ready.'' and just do it. Maybe things will be forever for you two. Me and him have known eachother for 9 years now and have been dating for 3. But it feels like forever. We even have a 7 month old boy. Now were 19, still together, happy and we lost it to eachother. | I'm 17 and don't want to wait until marriage any tips to help me to wait? I just transfered to a new school and i have been bestfriends with this girl for about 3 months and now we like eachother hardcore :). We are not going out but have gone to second base twice. I wouldnt consider her too much of a whore but she wants to give me a ******* and possibly sex later. She is sooooooo hot and i would love a BJ. There is a party coming up wich is the perfect time for it. I want to not have sex until marriage or atleast 21, but i want a ******* from her so bad, how can i wait? | I think nobody should wait for sex like that and you should both go down on each other over and over so as not to worry about pregnancy, but I'ma try to come up with an argument for the other side, since that's what you asked for.
Are you sure you know how many guys she's been with? If she's had sex with just two other people before you then you're actually exposing yourself to three people but only getting the sexual pleasure from one of them. That's a pretty lousy deal.
Obviously oral sex can't get her pregnant (assuming you get your sperm in your mouth from a kiss and then go down on her and put it IN there - unlikely) but you're still being exposed to possible STDs and they last forever. If you get one of those things you're gonna have to live the rest of your life explaining what you've got to anyone you want to sleep with. Needless to say that will be a dealbreaker in many cases and would cause you to miss out on relationships that would have been great. | My boyfriends gonna finger me today! please help? My boyfreind is probably going to finger me today, and I might give him a ******** or something. Both of us have never done this. I'm his first kiss, yes he's 16. and i've just kissed. I shaved tho and now it's kindof reddish.:( I just want it to be perfect, and if he's never done it befor don't you think he's gonna notice stubs? and reddness? :( how do you get rid of it? quick too? and when I give him a *******, if I do, is it possible for my mouth to be to small? and I'm planning on swallowing if he cums that won't be hard right? please help! | | Tell him to use his tongue instead,you'll enjoy it so much !. | Blondes jokes.....................????… Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A: To put their feet through.
Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?
A2: When is that blonde ***** going to leave!?
A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"
Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces him/her self.
A2: Walks home.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
A2: I don't know.
R: Neither did she.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last *******.
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!
Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels.
Confucius say; blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.
... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today"
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball. | | Omg your such a legend. I wrote half of these down. I LOVE you! Now i can annoy my best friend all the time! Thank you soooo much! xxx | I accidentally saw a email that my boyfriend sent from his email stating he was on the Down Low.? my boyfriend and i have been together for 4 months and we are perfect together. he was checking his email on my computer today and he left it open after he left for work I went on my computer and the window was still opne something just told me to look in his sent folder and i found a email from him to a person stating he was on the down low and looking for someone to give him a *******. He was talking about he got off at 7pm and could play after that time. I am so numb right no I dont know what to do or say i have never been in this situation before. He has met my parents and some of my friends i am so freaking out right now.Thing is he is always witth me and always so loving and caring, and he says how he would never cheat on me but im not sure if i should be freaking out over an email. i am so heartbroken and i need to know what to do before he comes back to my apt Tonite can someone please hep me i have no one i can talk to about this. | i would confront him about it an tell him it needs to stop or ur gone... 4 months isnt that long of a relationship if he's doing it now he will continue. find someone who respects you!!!! Good luck
if u need or want to talk...email me! | How can I forget him without doing stupid things? So this guy who I kind of know since 3 years finally told me that he's madly in love with me. He's so perfect but i hate how he told me that he loves me just when he was moving. So now I fell in love with him, he loved me since 3 years and he says he will forever which is probably true. But it's IMPOSSIBLE for me to have long distance relations. I just cant accept them. Now hes gone though we still talk on msn etc But I can't get him off my mind and it hurts when i think about how he cant be with me here. So i thought maybe i should date a guy and i did. He tried to get me to give him a *******....I freaked and the funny thing is that the guy who i love texted me saying that i should stay away from him. I just wanna move on without enduring so much pain. All the guys always end up hurting me in one or another.....please help me....how i can i forget about him besides dating guys who see me as just a piece of ***. He was the only one that made me smile so much...even through just a text | | Lol, yea see you still feel for some reason that your at fault in our society. So your letting all these guys who are not your equal, be your equal. Not exactly smart, but apparently you don't have any friends in your life that help you to see how much better then these fools you are. The only one who got close, you latched on to like crack. So wow, another good person suffering for the lack of emotional attunement in our society, sorry for that..... not much you can do, we all suffer for this. | How can I accept/forget about my girlfriend past? is there is hope with time? I ve been dating this amazing girl for 3 months and a half but i knw her nd liked her since 3 years ago....and i can honestly say she is the love of my life, our time together is wonderful, so romantic and we are so compatible together, we think alike, share the same dreams, want the same things in life......we both think we re soulmates!
Everything was more than perfect until someday i was 'stupidly' curious during a conversation about da past to know more about her past sexual experiences, i knw she only ever dated one guy, the rest was just phone/holding hand/kissing relationships which i dnt mind....but she told me that with that guy she never had sex but she tried everything else and hinted at trying oral sex with him!! :s
that information about her past got me deeply angry and irritated for a couple of days nw, im trying to get past it and enjoy our perfect relationship but there are time when i feel good with her and other times i feel so angryy even though i knw its in the past, but i had this perfect image for her tht was too good for humans, plus i shud mention we have never even slept together or had any form of sexual contact...we love each other so purely....oh and im still a sex virgin too but i had been given head in the past too, so we shud be even, why cant i push past this?? is it maybe a matter of time?
(i guess in the back of my mind, i was trying to prove that she is a total virgin and havent tried anything sexual with her only serious ex boyfriend, but the answer was pretty shocking to me, and sometimes i cant get her picture giving him a ******* or him giving her out of my head and it drives me veryy angryy)
is there hope for me? its only been 2 days since i ve known, im getting slightly better with my anger issues but im not fully recovered yet to our original perfect state, the effect of the image in my mind is somehow decreasing but will it ever go away completely, is there is a chance of that happeneing with time?
i really love her so much and i can never leave her, espically cause of something she did in her past and my past is exactly the same if not worse.....i rly wish i cud get over it 100%, any help from guys or girls experienced in that issue is much much appreciated...thanks for ur time :) | | It's because you feel sexually inferior. Once you start doing those things with her, you'll realize you're doing it better because she sticks with you. Ask yourself what's more important, her past or YOUR future together. Her former relationships were stepping stones which needed to be made because she has found you. If she's only been with one man, that isn't bad at all. One day, you'll do much more with her. |
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